A Couple's Table Talk

Well, Kathleen and I had some fun freaking out a young straight couple who were sitting next to us at brunch this afternoon. We ordered and then talked about what we were going to do with our house. Things like gable repairs, buying a new TV, upholstery the living room furniture. You know stuff "couples" talk about before launching into their next purchases. Well the couple next to us looked aghast and went silent.

Guess they had never been that close to two out, open lesbian old biddies before. You know, you all better get use to it. We're no longer going to keep a low-profile for your comfort zone or illusions that we live in an exclusive straight society. As we chanted at rallies at UCLA in my day, "We're gay and we're here to stay!"